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Disclaimer: I will let you know that I am an overqualified, yet underpaid potion teacher - and I make no money whatsoever from putting up this website...only made it because Miss Cackle asked me to. And no, I don´t own the WW trademark...though I would love to.Please scroll all the way down to the SCHEDULE and learn what´s to be found here..
Welcome to Cackle´s Academy, pupils -
as the headmistress is rather busy with *Paperwork* at the moment (*munching noises in the background and a cheesecake-choked cacklish cough*) - it is your deputy head and future formmistress (in a nutshell: ME!) who will be giving out your schedule for this term.
Be sure to take notes and to immediately memorize all the classes you´re supposed to take, as lessons will start almost directly after this assembly is finished.
All of you are supposed to store your broomsticks away in the broomshed which you will undoubtedly have noticed in the yard at your arrival - and as well to unpack within half an hour from now. You will find your name attached to the door of your bedroom - and there will be a roomcheck during lunch break to make sure that you have cleared away all your belongings in an orderly fashion. Suitcases, bags and trunks are to be put into the corridors and will be collected by our janitor, Mr Blossom, this afternoon.
So here is the schedule - and remember that absolute punctuality will be required - and no excuses will be accepted!
SCHEDULE:
ASSEMBLY: Takes place in the great hall at 7 am sharp! NEWS concerning the Academy will be announced here.
HISTORY: Here you will be taught about the main characters which made our remarkable Establishment what it is...The “WHO IS WHO?” of the Academy and some infos about the TV SERIES
POTIONLAB: Want to brew your own amazing potions? Get some RECIPES here - and learn about their deadly power... Do NOT try this at home without proper superveilance! Also browse the famous HB QUOTE COLLECTION...
ARTS CLASS: Get acquainted with masterpieces of modern art - of the witchy nature, of course! View some portraits of celebrities and play with the ingenious paperdolls...=) FANART to have fun with...
MYTHS AND LEGENDS: Of course you will be thrilled to hear about the goings on at our academy... Read the EPISODE GUIDE to find out what happened before you enrolled as a student...
LUNCH-BREAK: The exchange of opinions will be allowed during meals - provided the topics are suitable and the level of noise is kept down! Your own personal MESSAGEBOARD - be sure to have your say...
LIBRARY STUDIES: The hours for quiet study in the library will be spent by catching up on WITCHY LITERATURE: Some unforgettable stories about the adventures of remarkable... and less remarkable witches... FANFICS for you! And of course you´re welcome to contribute! Also infos about JILL MURPHY´S BOOKS... and MORE WITCHY BOOKS to have fun with...
CHANTING CLASS: Here you can check on all the LYRICS to the songs that made our school what it is today...
SPELLS CLASS: Basic and advanced SPELLS for you to try out - again, mind, that Magic must never be used for selfish or trivial ends! And don´t forget about the Doctor Foster´s Effect!
SOCIAL SORCERY STUDIES: It is very important for a young witch to make the acquaintance of famous witches and wizards of the past and present - view our Cackles´ Academy GUESTBOOK and leave a note for all your fellow sorceresses and sorcerers out there...
CAT-TRAINING: As a matter of fact, cat´s are by nature very wellbehaved creatures and won´t need any training. If your cat misbehaves, it is entirely your own fault - yet you can receive some worthy tips for handling your beautiful and distinguished feline in a proper way...some stuff about Miss Cat and cats in general... Just enter my office, if you dare! EMAIL me, if you feel like it...
LANGUAGE SKILLS: A proper witch must be familiar with all sorts of languages...or she would never be able to make up her own spells! Do you want to learn about the Worst Witch Story as it is shown in other countries and languages? Then view this page...
BROOMSTICK-PRACTICE: Your broomstick will carry you up in the air once you´re able to handle it - and it will allow you to view the world from a different angle... Once you have passed your CBBAT - Cackle´s Broomstick Basic Aptitude Test, your broomstick will take you to all sorts of lovely places...and here are some LINKS to show you how to get there... |
